Hello there! I am the foul-mouthed, sunshine and gold slugs loving, Whitley Gilbert you never knew you needed! I will share all sorts of things: aesthetics, aimless bitchery, recipes, and more. This is part venting, part education, and a lot of run-off. I will be taking you with me on my journey further than either of us probably wants to go.


I appreciate your time, although I will not be paying for it.